Saturday, October 23, 2010

Op/Ed 10/23/10

"not happy 4 you"

by now, most everyone has heard of brett favre's racy text messages sent to former new york jets sideline reporter jenn sterger.

infidelity, however, is nothing new to the world of the rich and famous.  it seems as though we are constantly turning on our televisions, reading a newspaper, and listening to the radio and learning about the latest allegations made by individuals about famous people and their infidelity.

it impacts hollywood.  professional athletes get caught up in it.  musicians are found to have a mistress on the side.  infidelity forever alters the lives of big-name politicians and religious leaders.

but what we rarely hear about is the other side of the story.  the husband or wife being cheated on.

it is with this thought, however, that i simply must ask: brett favre, what were you thinking?  seriously, have you seen deanna favre?

i don't care how "old" she is.  deanna favre is smokin'.  i will never understand what could possibly possess brett favre to do anything against his wife.  she loves him.  she always supports his ridiculous retirement antics.  she fricking survived cancer.  and, frankly, she's hot.

so today i salute you, mrs. favre, and want you to know that your husband is foolish.  no one will understand his ways.  you are to be commended for your strength during these unfortunate times.  all i can say is forget your husband, and whatever is the least creepiest way to say it, i want you to know that i would much rather want to receive inappropriate texts from you.

stay classy, deanna, and stay foolish, upper echelon of celebrity society.

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