Thursday, April 26, 2012
Friday, April 20, 2012
Sunday, April 15, 2012
screw you, tyson chandler
in my fantasy bball league.
last week i went into sunday with a 5-5 tie in the semifinals of the playoffs. i held the tiebreaker. all of the categories were basically won: i had 4 and the other guy had 5. only offensive boards was up in the air...so i knew that i would have to hang on and win that category. winning OREB = a 5-5 score = me winning the tiebreaker. on sunday, my opponent picked up tyson chandler with the last free agent pick of the week he had.
tyson's stats on april 8th: 8 points, 6 DREB, 10 OREB.
TEN offensive rebounds. i ended up losing.
this week, entering sunday, it was a 5-5 tie for the 3rd place game. i held the tiebreaker. again, all of the categories were basically won with the exception of offensive rebounds. i had a free agent pickup left for the week, so i dropped al jefferson. and i had a choice between picking up two players: joakim noah or tyson chandler.
after a lot of number crunching, i went with tyson chandler. mostly because of what he did to me last week.
tyson chandler today: 9 points, 3 DREB, 2 OREB.
lo and behold my opponent picked up joakim noah.
noah's stats today: 20 points, 4 DREB, 13 OREB.
that's right, THIRTEEN!!!! OFFENSIVE REBOUNDS.
and thaaaaaat, ladies and gentlemen (i'm looking at YOU, tyson chandler) was the difference between taking home $185 and taking home $20. what a joke.
last week i went into sunday with a 5-5 tie in the semifinals of the playoffs. i held the tiebreaker. all of the categories were basically won: i had 4 and the other guy had 5. only offensive boards was up in the air...so i knew that i would have to hang on and win that category. winning OREB = a 5-5 score = me winning the tiebreaker. on sunday, my opponent picked up tyson chandler with the last free agent pick of the week he had.
tyson's stats on april 8th: 8 points, 6 DREB, 10 OREB.
TEN offensive rebounds. i ended up losing.
this week, entering sunday, it was a 5-5 tie for the 3rd place game. i held the tiebreaker. again, all of the categories were basically won with the exception of offensive rebounds. i had a free agent pickup left for the week, so i dropped al jefferson. and i had a choice between picking up two players: joakim noah or tyson chandler.
after a lot of number crunching, i went with tyson chandler. mostly because of what he did to me last week.
tyson chandler today: 9 points, 3 DREB, 2 OREB.
lo and behold my opponent picked up joakim noah.
noah's stats today: 20 points, 4 DREB, 13 OREB.
that's right, THIRTEEN!!!! OFFENSIVE REBOUNDS.
and thaaaaaat, ladies and gentlemen (i'm looking at YOU, tyson chandler) was the difference between taking home $185 and taking home $20. what a joke.
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Sunday, April 8, 2012
thin wall challenge
so there's this great youtuber who has the world's thinnest walls. his ultra-horny neighbors do like bunnies do quite often. he attempts to complete "challenges" before they finish their own.
he is brilliant, witty, entertaining, and a source of inspiration. watch this. hilarity will ensue.
he is brilliant, witty, entertaining, and a source of inspiration. watch this. hilarity will ensue.
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
wow
according to reports, morris claiborne just scored a 4 on the wonderlic test.
is it just me, or does this now guarantee that we take kalil with the 3rd overall pick?
considering that you get 6 points just for properly spelling your name and showing up with your shoes tied, claiborne should be disappointed. that being said, hakeem nicks scored 11, aj green scored 10, percy harvin scored 14, and patrick peterson scored 9. they were all still drafted rather high.
who knows.
is it just me, or does this now guarantee that we take kalil with the 3rd overall pick?
considering that you get 6 points just for properly spelling your name and showing up with your shoes tied, claiborne should be disappointed. that being said, hakeem nicks scored 11, aj green scored 10, percy harvin scored 14, and patrick peterson scored 9. they were all still drafted rather high.
who knows.
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