Sunday, October 17, 2010

How to be the best bike ever

Step 1: Get a flat rear tire.

Step 2: After enduring the messy process of changing the tube, get another flat in the same wheel the very next ride because the tiny piece of glass embedded in the tire doesn't poke through the inside of the tire when there isn't any pressure on the tire so your owner misses it the first time.

Step 3: Reveal that your hub is also loose.

Step 4: After your owner changes your most recent flat, have a pinch flat and release all the air in your rear tire with a nice loooong hiss.



I'm not even mad anymore.

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