me, reaching for a dozen eggs for $1.44.
woman, pointing at the 18-pack of eggs for $1.77: "you should buy these, they're a better deal."
me: "yeah, but i just don't eat eggs that often..."
woman: "you could have an egg party."
me, looking puzzled.
woman: "you could invite a cute girl over and have an egg date."
me, looking perplexed.
woman: "you could eat them to bulk up and build muscle."
me, looking ashamed of my physique.
woman: "you could throw them at cars."
me, contemplating committing crime.
woman: "you could make lots of meringue."
me, frightened because i'm allergic to raw egg whites.
woman: "or you could just not buy them."
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