Saturday, October 29, 2011

help/advice

i am having somewhat of an existential/moral crisis.

i found a $20 bill on the floor in rooter's (a local bar).  i was playing blackjack and accidentally dropped a chip.  as i bent down to pick it up, it was lying directly on the andrew jackson.

throughout the entire time i was at the table many guys had come and gone at the seats immediately next to me, so it was pretty obvious none of them were missing the money.  it had clearly come from someone long before i got to the table and yet no one had claimed it.

had i not picked it up, i'm guessing that no one would have noticed it and some employee at the bar would have pocketed it.

so: do i keep it?  do i place it randomly somewhere for someone else to claim?  do i use it to pay bills?  do i put it on one hand of blackjack?  do i take my lady out for lunch with it?

your help would be appreciated.

sincerely,

ahmed.

2 comments:

  1. Buy a bunch of acid with it and see how your night goes. What's the worst that could happen?

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  2. You put it all on one hand of blackjack. And if you win, you take me out to a nice dinner next weekend.

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