Showing posts with label fast and loose like some delirious funky priest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fast and loose like some delirious funky priest. Show all posts

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Naked Acrobatics

I figured I ought to create something for the blog while I wait for a game to download from Steam. Gotta love the Summer Camp Sale. Gotta hate really big downloads.

During work today, I came up with the next non-human best friend for the next Seth MacFarlane show.
So there I was, at about 3:30 thinking about things that might make the day go faster.
Getting stabbed. Getting stabbed in the back of the head. Getting stabbed in the back of the head by a matador. Who fantasizes about getting stabbed in the back of the head by a matador? A bull? A sadomasochistic bull. That's who. That would make a great animated character for a TV comedy.
Boom. Train of thought done.

This weekend was full, busy, and mostly awesome. Except for the part where my car battery is a total piece of shit. Waiting in Detroit Lakes for 2 hours < fun. So I got a new car battery.

Creamette needs someone to vet their promises before they go on packaging. I mean honestly:
"CREAMETTE pasta is...
-Always Firm
-Never Sticky
-Simply Delicious"
I can't be the only one with that dirty of a mind.
I need to stop eating out/going to the bar so much. That shit ain't cheap.